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The Office
It’s Christmas at Benihana this week as the staff finally begins to act on the seething hatred that has been building since the merger. The party committee divides into two warring factions. Michael gets dumped. The boys go out drinking while the girls fight. It may be the bestest, most wonderfullest and specialest xmas ever.

‘Til Death
Joy and Eddie ruin Steph’s party when they fight over whether unplugging the toaster saves electricity. Yup, that’s what it says. I wouldn’t lie to you. They must think their Seinfeld now.

Scrubs
JD gets to know the woman who is having his baby. Maybe they’ll even find out they like each other. Turk starts giving medical advice on the down low to make money. The Janitor leads a strike for dental insurance.

30 Rock
Liz is dumping her beeper-selling boyfriend. I’m gonna miss him, at least until Monk is back on the air.

OC
Is it Chrismukkah again already?

Tonight’s Pick N’ Flick

Rambo: First Blood Part II
No eighties movie was soaked in more testosterone than Rambo. Rambo could not be beaten. Sheer force of will and a workout regimen that would kill a normal man combined to make him nearly invincible. Yes John, we get to win this time.