There’s wisdom to be found in movies — you just have to look really hard.
Mashed potatoes, if shaped properly, can tell you the location of an alien landing site.- If you are about to get married, there’s a good chance the stripper at your bachelor party will change your life.
- If you create an intelligent robot, it will try to kill you or someone you love.
- If you are a police detective who has been drummed out of the force, you are almost certainly going to be called upon to catch a serial killer.
- If you direct one great movie, you will be allowed to direct another 18 bad ones in a row – I’m looking at you Richard Benjamin.
- No matter who you are, there is a high school vice-principal somewhere who is still out to get you.
- If you mix sex and food, it is going to turn out badly.
- Time travel is dangerous and confusing, just say no.
- Hugh Grant is not as funny as Hollywood thinks he is
- 1970s television shows are required to become big budget comedies, whether they were originally comedies or not.
- Jane Austen and William Shakespeare were the only writers working between 1501 and 1896.
- Japanese monsters move very slowly.
- No matter where you go, there you are.
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