As we grind out the last few weeks, we figured it was time to take stock of what was hot this summer, besides going to rehab & the inside of your car. JUN officially brings you The Officials Of Summer 2007:
Official Beverage: Smart Water (What? You’re still drinking the dumb water?)
Official Car: The Honda Fit
Official Hard-To-Pin-Down Bush Appointee: Alberto Gonzalez
Official Hard-To-Pin-Down Looney Tunes Character: Speedy Gonzalez
Official Nostalgic Year:1989
Official Hilarious Late Night Comedy Bit No One Is Watching: Craig Ferguson’s “The Rather Late Programme With Prince Charles” Bit. Seriously, It’s fucking hilarious.
Official Beer: Heineken In The Groovy Lil Keg
Official Hot Dog Topping: Bright Green Relish
Official Song / Warning Sign: Rehab
Official Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Song: This Means War!
Official Event It’s More Fun To Miss Than To Attend: Burning Man
Official Reality Show: Our Neighbors
Official Old TV Show We really Wanna Watch That No One Is Airing Right Now, Dammit: ALF
Official Cut Of Beef: Ribeye
Official Blockbuster: Transformers
Official Pez Dispenser: Garfield
Official Dead President: Garfield
Official City In New Jersey: Garfield
Official Crap Motel: Extended Stay
Official Director: Judd Aptow
Official Cliffhanger That’s Been Driving Us Crazy All Summer: Battlestar Galactica
Official T-Shirt: This one
Official Breakfast Pastry: Cheese Danish
Official Salad Dressing: Roquefort
Official Lame Duck: G.W. Bush
Official Peiking Duck: Dragon Garden
Official Classic SNL Line: “The late Mr. Lupner was born without a spine.”
Official Insult: I’m a big fan of your early work.
Official Joke: Q -What do you call the creatures growing in the garbage strewn all over the floor at Britney Spears’ house? A -Her children!
Official Celebrity Fued: Michael Vick vs. Dogs
Official Celebrity Hook-Up: Jessica Beil & Justin Timberlake
Official Celebrity Break Up: Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson
Official Celebrity Fuck-Up: Cuba Gooding Jr. In Daddy Day Camp
Official Still Not a Slut Starlet: Hillary Duff!
Official JUN Post That’s Gone On Too Long: THIS ONE!!!
Hope you all had great summers!
*post by both Steve & J.C.
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