Just Us Nerds

As you all know, we nerds are hooked on David Hasselhoff. We’ve been watching him forever, we remember him as Dr. Snapper Foster on Young and the Restless, as Michael Knight on Knight Rider and as Mitch Buchannon on the many and varied incarnations of Baywatch (Baywatch Nights was my favorite). Well, ever since we featured him back in April he has been on fire. We don’t want to take all the credit (some of it belongs to The Hoff himself) but obviously the power we wield here at Just Us Nerds is awesome. We felt it was time to update you on the many amazing developments that have come up as a result of our support.

• David Hasselhoff has burst back onto the scene as the star of the comedy Click. We hear Adam Sandler and Christopher Walken are in it too. It must be inspiring for them to work with someone of David’s stature.
• David Hasselhoff recently had to have surgery on a severed tendon in his arm. Despite more mundane reports, we believe that the chandelier was so taken by the power of his handsomeness that it burst apart in an attempt to shower him with love. Unfortunately, all the chandelier had to offer was glass.
• David Hasselhoff is going to make a musical filled with his songs and talent. I’m sure it will sell out, especially in Ireland.
• David Hasselhoff bust into tears when Taylor Hicks won on American Idol. I think we all cried a little that day.
• David Hasselhoff has become the most searched for and downloaded man on the Internet. This is further proof of our enormous influence
• David Hasselhoff is of course hosting the summer sensation Americas Got Talent. We sure do have talent. Take that Al-Qaeda!

As you can see, the Nerd Effect is growing. Soon we will be all powerful and totally full of ourselves, selling out and annoying everyone in sight. We can’t wait!