The thing I kept hearing the most about The Da Vinci Code is that once you start reading it, you can’t put it down. Well, I’m here to tell ya… it can be done. Here is a partial list of the things that I put it down for since Friday.
- The House syndicated re-run
- It’s hot so my cat is shedding like crazy & needed to be brushed
- Angry sex
- Survivorman was stranded on a deserted island!
- The Brady Bunch Marathon (If Marcia hadn’t have gotten Davy Jones to sing at the prom, I would have just died!)
- A long discussion with my neighbor about the bushes outside our windows
- I had to buy some new pants
- I discovered that Sky High was on my Starz On Demand (that would have been a fun movie even if it didn’t have Bruce Campbell in it, or Kevin & Dave from The Kids In The Hall, or even if I didn’t have sexual fantasies involving Kelly Preston in a superhero outfit)
- A documentary on The Science Channel about The Da Vinci Code (Woo hoo! Irony!)
- Mother’s Day brunch with my mom at Hooters
- I swear there’s a cricket in here (I’ll find you, you little bastard!)
- After I watched the 7 minute preview of X-Men 3 for the 10th time I had to watch X-2 again, but it wasn’t in it’s case, so I had to straighten up my entire DVD collection, during which I realized that I was bored with them shelved alphabetically, so I set up a new “by-genre” system (which I’m really quite happy with)
- I thought I heard fireworks from the ending of the Rivercats game, so I wandered around outside for awhile trying to see them from here (you can’t… too many trees)
- Long’s had Otter Pops on sale
- It’s kind of a pain to read & eat Otter Pops at the same time
- The book’s kinda boring
3 days left. Confidence is not high.
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