Hey ABC!
So, I wait 2 weeks for a new Lost. With a show so incredibly episodic & plot-driven, you really should have done what Fox has been doing with 24 and waited long enough to show Lost with no reruns (hey, I waited 2 years for new Sopranos, and still managed to remember that I love the show when it came back). But I get it… you’re whores, and almost everything else on yout network is a huge, steaming pile of shit, so I get why you couldn’t wait. Fine. I’m a fan. I’ll put up with the reruns.
Then the new Lost episode tonight really surprised me. It made some actual plot movement… something that’s been a little slow in coming this season. And there were interesting flashbacks that actually enhanced the story for a change. There was even some great character stuff that I’ve really been missing lately. On top of all that… the show set up a nifty little cliffhanger ending. It would have easily kept me enthralled until next week, and I would have loved every minute of it… see, I really get off on that kind of thing, and the producers & writers of Lost know this, so that’s why they do it.
Then the show is done, and you guys take over. And what’s the first thing you do?
YOU BLOW THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER IN THE PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE.
You didn’t even wait for a commercial, or anything. Just “cliffhanger”… then “bad robot!”… then “blow the cliffhanger.” It took like 12 seconds.
Thanks alot, fuck-sticks. I sincerely hope you assholes asphyxiate on the methane fumes eminating from the scripts for next week’s episodes of Freddie & According To Jim.
The programmers at ABC, hard at
work finding new & exciting ways to
masturbate & fling their own poo.
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