NBC (the network that was really good in the nineties) is going to air a new reality show based on the search for a male and female lead to star in an upcoming production of Grease. They’ve named the show “You’re the One That We Want”. A more appropriate title would be:
- “Sandy, don’t worry about it, nobody’s watching.”
- “Why don’t you take out a missing person’s ad?”
- “You’re a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you.”
- “The chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in.”
- I don’t know, but if that couple at karaoke does “Summer Nights” one more time I’m gonna rip my ears off.
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