For the most part, AMC merely schedules average movies and tries to pass them off as classics. Every once in a while though, they really pull out the garbage. Here’s what you can expect for the next month.

- Dudley Do-Right – Worst of Brendan Fraser’s “The chicks will watch it no matter what” movies.
- Slapshot 2: Breaking the Ice – The first was so bad it was great, this one not so much.
- Sharky’s Machine – Burt Reynolds was sick as a dog and it shows.
- Bloodsport – JCVD, nuff said.
- The In-Laws – Not the great original, the crappy remake.
- K-9 – Jim Belushi and a dog . . . guess which one was the better actor.
- Inspector Gadget – Longest 78-minute movie . . . ever.
- Puppetmaster - William Hickey was pretty creepy, but this was a big-ball-o’-crap.
- Irreconcilable Differences – Nine-year-old Drew Barrymore is drunk, coked up, and still outacting Shelly Long. That’s not a compliment.
- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins… – I love the Destroyer, but this movie blew.
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