J.U.N.’s Top 25 VH-1 Top 100 Countdowns!

Music first.  Well... right after a bunch of has-beens annoying & molesting each other.

    25. The Top 100 Times Black Sabbath’s Geezer Butler Tried To Tweeze All That Nosehair

    24. The Top 100 Tawny Kittaen Violent Psychotic Breaks

    23. The Top 100 Jeff Conaway Antihistamine Overdoses

    22. The Top 100 Borderline Creepy Ways Hulk Hogan Violates His Daughter’s Privacy

    21. The Top 100 Times Sabastian Bach Tries To Explain How Hot He Used To Be To 16 Year-Old Girls Who’ve Never Heard Of Skid Row

    20. The Top 100 Ways To Hold Back Christina Aguilera’s Hair Extentions While She Barfs Up Her Lunch

    19. The Top 100 Times Members Of The Cast Of The Brady Bunch Got Sloppy Drunk On TV

    18. The Top 100 Things Peed On By Vern Troyer

    17. The Top 100 Flabby, Balding, Recovering Alcoholic 80’s Hairbands Currently Touring Indian Casinos

    16. The Top 100 Reasons Axl Rose Punched Out Someone In The Front Row And Stormed Off Stage 3 Songs Into A Set

    15. The Top 100 Reasons The Galagher Brothers Punched Out Each Other And Stormed Off Stage 3 Songs Into A Set

    14. The Top 100 D-List Celebrities Who Wax Poetic About How Much They Loved Freezie Freakies, Shrinky-Dinks, And Teen Wolf

    13. The Top 100 Jokes By Patrice O’Neal That Aren’t Funny

    12. The Top 100 Pussy, High-Pitched Singer-Songwriters Who Look Like Cancer Patients

    11. The Top 100 Members Of Defunct Bands Who Are Actually Quite Successful Now Selling Real Estate Who Tell You To Go Fuck Yourself When You Try To Make Them Reunite With Their Former Bandmates

    10. The Top 100 Times Nikki Sixx Overdosed On Heroin Then Walked Home From The Hospital And Immediately Overdosed On Heroin Again

    9. The Top 100 Times Brigitte Nielsen And Flavor Flav Creeped America Out By Making Out While She Had a Lit Cigarette In Her Mouth

    8. The Top 100 Bruce Valanche T-Shirt Stains

    7. The Top 100 Amusement Park Rides Ronnie James Dio Is Too Short To Ride On

    6. The Top 100 Times Alice Cooper Bitterly Reminds Everyone He’s Playing Golf With That He Was Around Way Before KISS, Marilyn Manson, And Rob Zombie

    5. The Top 100 Arrow-Riddled Animal Carcasses Tied To The Front Bumper Of Ted Nugent’s Hummer

    4. The Top 100 Times Van Halen Told David Lee Roth He Could Be Lead Singer Again Then Yelled “Psych!” And Laughed Until They Peed Their Pants

    3. The Top 100 Times Tori Spelling Just Doesn’t Get That We’re Not Laughing “With Her”…

    2. The Top 100 Times Event Coordinators, His Agent, And His Staff Just Went Ahead And Let Meat Loaf Perform Instead Of Doing The Right Thing

    1. The Top 100 Hot Girls Prince Used To Treat Like Blow-Up Fuck-Dolls Who’ve Given Their Lives Over To Jesus And Just Don’t Fuck Anyone Anymore

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