As you may or may not know, David Hasselhoff is experiencing a resurgence in his career. Aside from his international acclaim, there’s the Adam Sandler flick, as well as his gig as judge on America’s Got Talent, where it was revealed that he hates jugglers just as much as I DO. If we at we at Just Us Nerds have had anything to do with this massive resurgence in The Hoff’s popularity, well, then we humbly accept your thanks. If you don’t like the Hoff… well… then you’re an ass-face with no sense of humor who has apparently forgotten that you used to watch Knight Rider every fucking SUNDAY, don’t even try to tell us that you didn’t… EVERYONE DID!!!!!!!
OK, I fell better now.
And you will too, after this good, stiff shot of The Hoff.
Jump In My Car: The Hoff beckons us…
The Hoff & Regine Velasquez move us to tears…
Secret Agent Man: Proof that The Hoff shoulda been the new James Bond: Like he’s any more lame than that new fuckstick they picked…
The Hoff live: Du. Seriously… ’nuff said.
Crazy For You: I thought this might be a Madonna cover… and I was disappointed that it wasn’t… for about 20 seconds until I realized that THE HOFF kicks Madonna’s FAT FUCKING FAKE BRITISH ACCENT ASS!!!!!
Rhinestone Cowboy: Fuck Glenn Campbell. Fuck Robert Redford. Fuck Jane Fonda. Here’s The Hoff live on German TV. Seriously, if you think the original is better than this, you need your dumb ass kicked. Hardcore.
Blue Bayou: I’m sorry… your name is Linda WHO????
The Wings Of Tenderness: Oh, holy fucking Christ, somebody get me a FUCKING TISSUE!!!!
Je T’Aime Means I Love You: Hey, according to The Hoff, “Je T’Aime” is “I love you” in French. Maybe France isn’t as bad for America as we’ve been lead to believe…
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