It’s almost too much to try to do a breakdown on house events for the last few days… with voting right around the corner, activity is fast and furious, and with so many HGs, it seems there’s enough new 2-person alliances, false-start alliances, half-truths, and out-and-out lies to fucking choke a tarrantula. But invariably, what the producers decide to show you in the telecasts is seldom, if ever, the whole story. Following each BB7 telecast this season, join me here, and we’ll try to separate fact from fiction… lies from half-truths… and Janie from the fucking refrigerator (Jeez Louise, girl!!!)
7/11:
HOH:
Janelle & Jase (co-HOH’s)
NOMINATED:
Alison & Danielle
POWER OF VETO:
Janelle
Power Of Veto: Not used
- A pretty good wrap-up of current events by CBS this week… Last year by this time they had already jumped the gun by making Cappy & his crew look like heroes, and they couldn’t back down from it without looking like assholes. They may have learned a lesson there… or at the very least they just haven’t picked people to cast in various roles yet.
- We got a look at the Will/Howie dynamic tonight, but not nearly as much time was spent on it as it deserves… these two are on each other constantly, and I kept waiting for it to not be funny anymore, but it still is. Kinda like Howie last year… he grows on you.
- There was the usual bullshit CBS-created drama tonight, showing Janie looking like she’s not sure who she wants to go, everyone saying they don’t know who they want to go, Dani saying she thinks she’ll be the one to go… That’s fucking crock. Ali’s gotten rather ugly in the last day or so, and pretty much everyone is in agreement on her leaving. I was starting to like having her around, but she crossed the line for me tonight. She called Janelle “Busto” right there on TV. If you’re new to this, that was Howie’s name for a disgusting, cretinous, functionally retarded, trailer trash K-Mart queen from Season 6. Janie may be alot of things… but never compare her to April. Bye bye, bitch.
- Back to Dani… It irks me that we can’t lose Dani this week. I know Ali’s the smart play, but I’m sick of everyone (herself included) talking about what a “smart player” Dani is. So she’s never been nominated. Big fucking deal. She never opened her repugnant mouth in BB3, except to trash everyone in the diary room (which is why she’s universaly despised by the BB3ers). Did she ever win a single competition? She latched on to a stronger, more well-liked player & was dragged to the end by him, where she LOST. There. I said it. She really deserves to go home Thursday. The first time she opens up her stupid mouth, and it backfired on her soooo spectaculary… it was truly beautiful. But she won’t make that mistake again, so when she stays, she becomes a threat to go stealth again. Grrr… I wanna double-eviction.
- I try to keep Diane offa my radar, and my feeds, just because every time I look at her I feel like I need to take a shower. Seriously… ick. But she’s getting hard to ignore, working everyone in sight, and telling them anything that comes to mind about anyone. She and Nakomis seem to have something starting up that might be a real alliance
- Likewise Erika & Marcellas. They seem pretty tight. The descision of whom to evict thursday is causing some tension, but I don’t think enough to splt ‘em. It makes me sad that Marcellas is so actively against my BB6 pals… but I feel better knowing that he at least wants to save at my Janie while he’s at it. And, just like in BB3, I have a feeling that sentimentality will be his undoing, whether he says he’s learned his lesson or not.
- The BB6ers are not in a good position right now. Janie got HOH first (no one’s really buying that Jase is with her or the BB6ers, so he’s a non factor as co-HOH this week, imho) & she won the veto first, establishing herself as the biggest target, even though she was already the biggest target. And the BB6ers are viewed as a rock-solid alliance, and therefore under attack from everyone else in the house… the problem is, they’re not rock solid. Howie let Maggot manipulate him into puting James & Sara on the block last year, and Sara went home because of it. You know that’s a thorn in James’ side. Plus, Kaysar & Janie are oddly distant to each other. I hope that it’s just gamesmanship, and I know it probably is, but it still makes me nervous. Will is on the right track. Go at the BB6ers through Howie, and you could conceivably tumble the whole thing down. I just call ‘em like I see ‘em BB Fans.
Quote of the week:
Will (imitating the Big Brother House voice): “Howie, please stop being so fucking fat.”
More later…
Jase, Will, & Boogie, discovering what the rest of us already know about my lil Janie, courtesy of therealdeal:
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