Just Us Nerds

I can’t believe how late these fuckers stay up, considering nothing’s happening yet. Alison has her back up against a wall, since it’s obvious she’s the intended evictee… but she’s barely even campaining. Howie’s antics are always amusing, albeit a bit played out by now… even Erika has said “you need some new material, Howie.” And sure, we like to see the chicks in their bikinis… but the real star of this show so far is Dr. Will.
7/08:

HOH:
Janelle & Jase (co-HOH’s)

NOMINATED:
Alison & Danielle

POWER OF VETO:
Janelle

The Feed never sleeps… and neither do I, while it’s on.

BB7 Quote of the day:

Janie: You aren’t going to flip, are you?
James: No. Howie didnt know how to play last year, now he has brains

• Feed watchers agree that we miss the fish. Last year, when there was something that CBS didn’t want us to see, the feeds switched to a camera inside the fish tank, and we got to see the fishies live, and we heard bubbles. This year, we hear the horrible newe BB theme, and we see billowing flames. I miss the fish. And I’m not alone.
• The girls all joined together and made dinner.
• We heard the sound of a plane flying. Jase, outside in the back yard, looks up & says, “Skywriting!” Will looks up and confirms, “Yeah, there’s skywriting!” CBS immediately cuts the feeds. The feeds remained cut for quite awhile…
• Later this evening, Will is called to the diary room… when he returns, he makes intimations that BB chsatized him for talking about the skywriting, and that he’s “not allowed to talk about anything anymore.”
• Howie, obviously referencing his rant against April ( Busto) last season, says that he will “verbally assault” anyone who comes after him for percieved ‘personal reasons’.”
• Howie jumped the gun completely and named the supposed new alliance (him, Janie, Kaysar, James, Erika, and Marcellas) “the Jedi Council.”
• Will is giving Janie sleeping pills :
  Janie: “I hate to keep asking you”
  Will: “It’s fine… how many did you take last night, 1 or 2?
  Janie: “2″
  Will: “I’m gonna take 2 tonight”
• Jase, James & Marcellas have named the tarrantulas. The little one is Cowboy. The others are Monica, Ivette and Lisa. Janie wants to name the hairiest one Bunky.
• James said that had he won the HOH, he would have been “The biggest asshole anyone has ever seen.” I guess he forgot that last year he was already the biggest asshole anyone has ever seen.
• Nakomis & Dani chat for awhile… the biggest/best BB truth they uncover? “A Big Brother day is like a week in the real world.” Yeah… think how long it feels for us feedsters.
• Diane said that “she slept too much” during her original season on BB. Every person in the entire universe who ever saw her season bit their tounges & thought “You slept with DREW too much during your original season… and the handjobs probably didn’t hurt.
• Janelle & Dani finally agreed on something… that they needed more wine. They then went on an intensive search of the pantry for more.
• Evil Ali lived up to her much ballyhooed nickname by eating all the cashews out of the mixed nuts. Seriuosly, if shit doesn’t start to happen soon I’m gonna plunge these chopsticks through my eyes & into my brain.
• Boogie talked about how he used to be fat when he was a kid. No one really bought it… I think if there were some lizards around they might have been impressed.
• Howie finally spilled the beans about having a sister (Ashley) and Will wasted no time in ripping into Howie about her… particularly how he’d bang her, and how much she’d like it. Howie, knowing when he’s been bested, gave the round to Will.
• Janie has said aloud that the “getting to know you” stage should be over, and that it’s boring. Good call, Janie. I knew there was this reason to love you, along with the twenty-thousand others.
• One of the most intersting aspects of the “All Star” concept so far has been the houseguests discussing the mechanics of their lives after BB. Like Kaysar & James talking about the changing fortunes of their various websites.
• Marcellas described his relationship with Amy, post-BB, and it was kinda sad to hear… I liked having Marcellas & Amy together forever in my head.

Courtesy of therealdeal2006:

Janie…

Alison…

Diane decides to remind us exactly how stupid she is when James tries to use the word “relative” in a conversation with her. And she’s picking her armpit, too. Niiiiiiiiice.

More later.