AMM: Is Tara Reid Functionally Illiterate?
Mr Media,
I hear that Christin Slater is in talks to reprise his role as Edward Carnby in Alone in the Dark II. I think the original Alone in the Dark was the best movie based on an Atari game since Yar’s Revenge. My question is, will Tara Reid reprise her role as Aline Cedrac and is she functionally illiterate?
Barry, a Real Fan
BARF,
Tara Reid is not functionally illiterate. You are confused because the character she was playing in AITD, an archaeological scientist, was functionally illiterate. No, the character wasn’t written that way, as such, but Tara made the bold choice to play her that way and I think we are all energized by the experience. As for whether she will reprise her role, let’s just hope that Uwe Boll can come up with enough blow. Either way, I am looking forward to more scary lava dogs and lengthy exposition.



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