Mr. Media,
Is Paula Abdul a Tree Frog? I looked them up in the Wikipedia, and the description seems to be spot on.
Thanks,
Curious Reader in Miami Proper
CRIMP,
No, Paula Abdul is not a tree frog. She is also not a tiny proton or neutron. Paula is a talented singer and performer who just happens to suffer from frogitis, a rare condition that results in an increased frog-like look, a tendency to speak in nonsensical phrases and a weird attraction to bullet trains. Paula needs our understanding during this difficult time in her life. Send her a loving note or some caviar.
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