Relax Sidney, It’s not the killer from the Scream movies. It’s just our old pal, Michael Jackson. And what’s he up to these days? Well, constantly recurring charges of child molestation have not only driven him out of the country, but the protracted legal battles have left him almost broke!
But That’s OK! He does own about a billion dollars worth of Beatles songs, after all. It’s time to dip into the stash & sell a few to Sony, so he can build that new camel ride. Maybe then some of those Bahranian kids will start coming around.
The last time he pulled this, we got Nike ads with Revolution playing in them. Here’s a few examples of what I fear might be in store for us:
All My Rogaine
O.B. La Dee, O.B. La Da
Being For The Benefit of Mr. Bubble
Four Hours An Erection
One After Formula 409
Propecia Lane
Octopus’s Olive Garden
Why Don’t We Do It In The Rold Gold Pretzles
Law & Order: Guitar Gently Weeping Unit
Here Comes The Sun (With Bleach Alternative!)
Money (That’s What I Want To Leave For My Family So They Won’t Be Stuck Paying My Funeral Expenses)
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonique
CSI: Pepperland
Nexium Wood (This Acid Reflux Has Flown)
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Valtrex And My Reduced Instances & Severity Of Genital Herpes Outbreaks
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