Just Us Nerds

Campus Ladies
The adventures of Joan and Barri are officially the ONLY reason to watch Oxygen. This week our middle-aged sophomores experiment with three-ways and shoplifting.

Gilmore Girls
Luke and Christopher are gonna fight! I’m kind of hoping that they both take one hell of a beating. I want to see a Tyler Durdon style bloodbath. Not just Luke and Christopher either, I want to see the entire town wailing on each other. It’s been coming for a long, long time.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Once a year, CBS likes to go all FOX on your asses and show the Victoria’s Secret models wearing next to nothing. They do it just for the ratings. I couldn’t be prouder. Gisele will be there. Selita too.

Tonight’s Pick N’ Flick

Empire of the Sun
Do you know why Schindler’s List was shot in back and white? I think it’s because Spielberg shot Empire of the Sun in glorious, oversaturated color and the critics accused him of turning Disney on them. It’s a damned shame. For my money this is the best movie Spielberg ever made. A young Christian Bale and a not-quite-so-old John Malkovich shine in this story of a young boy caught behind enemy lines in China during World War II. Catch it on AMC.