Articles and thoughts by us nerds
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Get away from me, you smell like Old Spice!
Garfield is clearly a bad role model…
The Bullets, Special Edition: CA Prop 8 Passes. Huh… Bugger this.
An Open Letter to the Republican Party
The Bullets: Game on…
Comic Strip Haiku: Whatever Became of Me
The Bullets Strike Update: A Message from Joss
Why The Bullets Are Voting For Hillary
The Negotiating Table (not safe for work)
The Bullets: WGA Strike Update & Special Guest Contributor
The Bullets: BLACKOUT! Plus… How To Feed A Hungry WGA Picket Line
The Bullets – WGA Strike update
Comic Strip Haiku: Pitfall Harry Played By His Own Rules
The Bullets: WGA Strike Update
Comic Strip Haiku: A new dog catcher
Comic Strip Haiku: You Skipped an Entire Generation
Comic Strip Haiku: Male Houseguest
Comic Strip Haiku: The Loneliest Hour
Comic Strip Haiku: Beat Me Up Again
Comic Strip Haiku: Sand in Drawers
Comic Strip Haiku: Oh Ted No
Happy Halloween from The Bullets
Fall Television Train Wreck
Help Jigsaw draw some more blood…
Minnie Driver Loves Her Dog
This one’s for the Cubs fans…
RE: Rex Grossman
The Bullets (9/20/07)
Emmy Award Wrap Up
RE: Devin Hester, Not kicking the ball to
NFL 2007-2008 – Week One
The Bullets (9/8/07)
That creepy cat on Funky Winkerbean is making things worse!
Things To Do When You’re Bored: #729
Owen Wilson Suicide Attempt: The Theories
The Officials Of Summer 2007
The Bullets (8/18/07)
Down at the Rock Hall…
Goodbye Tim
AMM: Is Tara Reid Functionally Illiterate?
20 Ice Cream Flavors that are Screwing up America
Nerd Glossary
Top Ten TV Names
What is the best way to insult Wild Hogs?
My Favorite Mashups: Sleepless in Seattle as a Horror Flick
My Favorite Mashups: Ten Things I Hate About the Commandments
My Favorite Mashups: Must Love Jaws
Meeting of the Minds: Edmund Burke Vs. Delta Burke
Is Dakota Fanning Working in a Kazakhstan Sweat Shop?
Did Jackie Chan Murder Owen Wilson?
AMM: Why Does Lost Suck Now?
AMM: Is Paula Abdul a Tree Frog?
This Week’s TV Highlights 12/18 – 12/23
Weekend TV Highlights 12/15 – 12/17
Thursday TV Highlights 12/14
Wednesday TV Highlights 12/13
Tuesday TV Highlights 12/12
Monday TV Highlights 12/11
Weekend TV Highlights 12/8 – 12/10
Tonight’s TV Highlights 12/7
Tonight’s TV Highlights 12/06
Tonight’s TV Highlights 12/5
Monday TV Highlights 12/4
Weekend TV Highlights 12/1 – 12/3
Thursday Night TV Highlights 11/30
Wednesday Night Highlights 11/29
Tuesday Night TV Highlights 11/28
Monday TV Highlights 11/27
On Comedy Clubs and Michael Richards
Wednesday TV Highlights 11/22
Tuesday TV highlights 11/21
Monday’s TV Highlights 11/20
Weekend TV Highlights 11/17-11/19
Thursday TV Highlights 11/16
Wednesday TV Highlights
Tuesday Night TV Preview
Monday Night TV Preview
Weekend TV highlights 11/10 – 11/12
The Thursday Night Sweeps Preview 11/9
NBC: Must Fix TV
J.C. is Still Watching TV
Can We Get Lost Yet?
Roger Waters: The Dark Side Of The Moon Live Tour
Studio 60 — Week 2
Versus?
Selling the Movie
A Brief Message from The Bullets…
J.C. Watches TV
What Barbara Walter’s Dog Really Said
Supernova Blows!
Your Horoscope (09/06/06 – 09/13/06)
Crikey! Steve Irwin is Dead!
J.C.’s Media Roundup 09/03/06
The Bullets (9/02)
Ask Jane, The Pilot Episode
P. J. O’Rourke Quotes
Your Horoscope (08/31/06 – 09/06/06)
The Bullets (8/26)
25 Favorite TV Characters
Your Horoscope (8/23/06 – 8/31/06)
Paging Dr. Dorian…
Things I’ve learned from the Sci-Fi Channel: #487
Big Brother All Stars – Live Feedwatch (8/19)
The Bullets (8/19)
Your Horosope (08/16/06 – 08/22/06)
Big Brother All Stars – Live Feedwatch (8/12)
Nerd SAT Question: Vocabulary
The Bullets (8/11)
NERD ALERT: AVENGERS ON THE BIG SCREEN
Your Horosope (08/09/06 – 08/15/06)
Nerd SAT Question: Time
Nerd SAT Question: Anatomy
Nerd SAT Question: The Electoral System
Nerd SAT Question: Music Appreciation
Taylor Hicks Autobiography
The Bullets (8/04)
Your Horosope (08/02/06 – 08/08/06)
News that Isn’t News
The Bullets (7/27)
Your Horosope (07/26/06 – 08/02/06)
NERD ALERT: NEW ANIMATED DC STUFF!!!!
Big Brother All Stars – Live Feedwatch (7/23-24)
The Bullets (07/20)
Your Horosope (07/19/06 – 07/25/06)
The Nerd Effect: Google
Big Brother All Stars – Live Feedwatch (7/13)
The Bullets (7/12)
My Pitch to Hollywood
Your Horosope (07/12/06 – 07/18/06)
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Big Brother All Stars – Live Feedwatch (7/11)
The Snubbies — Who the Emmies Missed
Big Brother All Stars – Live Feedwatch: 7/08-7/09
Big Brother All Stars: Live Feedwatch 7/08
Big Brother All Stars Live Feedwatch – 7/06
The Bullets (7/06/06)
Your Horosope (07/05/06 – 07/11/06)
Quickdog Weighs in on the World Cup or … Why Americans Just Don’t Care!
The Spammies
Hooked On Hasselhoff – The Videos: Vol. 1
JUN Presents: The Officials Of Summer 2006
Men’s Facts: Volume III
The Nerd Effect: David Hasselhoff
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (6/29/06)
Your Horosope (06/28/06 – 07/04/06)
Spider-Man 3 Teaser Trailer Online
More Stephen Colbert Quotes
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (6/22/06)
J.C.’s Media Roundup 06/22/06
Your Horosope (06/21/06 – 06/27/06)
Stupidity In The News
Dane Cook, Superstar
Father’s Day Wisdom
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (6/15/06)
20 Dances That Are Screwing Up America
Your Horosope (06/14/06 – 06/20/06)
You Lost Me At “Hello” – Scrubs Quotes By Dr. Cox
What the Hell? VH1 100 Greatest Teen Stars Edition
The MTV Movie Awards 2006: All I Really Need To Know…
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (6/08/06)
Your Horosope (06/07/06 – 06/13/06)
J.C.’s Media Roundup 06/06/06
J.U.N’s Top 10 Badass TV Vehicles
Sunday In Summer TV Land…
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (6/1/06)
VH1’s Rock Honors: A Metal Nerd’s Review
Your Horosope (05/31/06 – 06/06/06)
We’re on MySpace!
J.U.N.’s Top 25 VH-1 Top 100 Countdowns!
J.C.’s Media Roundup 05/28/06
The Top 10 Covers Of All Time
Oprah’s Money Roll
Unanswered Questions from the Lost Season Finale
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (5/25)
Your Horosope (05/24/06 – 05/30/06)
New Product Announcement: iFork
The Da Vinci Code Diaries: Final Chapter
J.C.’s Media Roundup 05/19/06
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (5/18)
20 Summer Blockbusters That Are Screwing Up America
Your Horosope (05/17/06 – 05/23/06)
Goodbye Everwood
The Da Vinci Code Diaries: Vol. 3
J.C.’s Media Roundup 05/15/06
Good Lord! Not Again!!!
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (5/11)
Quickdog Weighs in on Star Trek
Your Horosope (05/10/06 – 05/16/06)
The Da Vinci Code Diaries: Vol 2
J.C.’s Media Roundup
Help Elect a Couple of Boobs — Loretta Nall for Governor
The Da Vinci Code Diaries: Vol. 1
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (5/04)
A Colbert Report Special Report: Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert in Washington: Was it Funny?
Your Horosope (05/03/06 – 05/09/06)
Mmmmm… that’s good Colbert
New Superman Returns trailer
The Star Trek Rumor
What the Hell? Another Weird Week in Medialand
20 Restaurant Chains That Are Screwing Up America
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (4/27)
National get in a fight with your girlfriend day.
Your Horosope (04/27/06 – 05/02/06)
Signs of intelligent life at E!
Turn off the TV?
An Interview with J. Fred Muggs
Regarding Trek
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (4/20)
Six Little Fibers
Everything Old Is New Again
Your Horoscope (4/20/06 – 4/26/06)
Nerd SAT Question: Music
Molly Cuddling
Men’s Facts: Volume II
So it’s like Jesus gets 2 birthdays? LUCKY!!
NERD DVD ALERT
A Weird Wacky Thursday Night
Yikes! It’s Mike!!
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (4/13)
Quickdog Weights in on South Park
Happy Birthday, Xander!
Your Horoscope (4/13/06 – 4/19/06)
Bukowski
Hooked On David Hasselhoff
Nerd SAT Question: Racing
Karaoke Songs from Hell
Arrivederci, Joey
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (4/6)
South Park Infidels
Lost Mystery Solved!!!
And if that weren’t enough, he discovered Jack Nicholson
Your Horoscope (4/05/06 – 4/12/06)
Teachers Drinking Game
Off To Find Enlightenment, Back Next Week
TV stuff
Springfield not Springsteen
“When Wuhl Becomes Funny Again, Put Him Back On HBO”
Things I’ve Learned from the Movies – Volume One
What the Hell? Things on TV That Ticked Me Off This Week
The Thursday Night Bullet Points (3/30)
Everwood Gets Bright
24 Gives Us A Break
Survey Says . . . Adios Karn!
Arrested Fails To Develop
Nerd SAT Question: Network Programming
An Open Letter to Phoebe Cates
Biting The Hand That Feeds me…
Nerd SAT Question: History
Vendetta Takes a Holiday
The Thursday Night Bullet Points – 3/23/06
Goodbye Chef, Goodbye Tom
The American Bullshit Company
The Return of the King
Got Any Jumper Cables?
More Upcoming “Classics”
American Movie Classics
Isaac Hayes is Gone but Chef is Back?
Nerd SAT Question: Astronomy
Nerd SAT Question: How soft is it?
My Tivo Top Ten
The Thursday Night Bullet Points
Important Things I’ve learned from Sitcoms
South Park Episode is Trapped in the Closet
They’re not coming. They’re not your monkeys.
Isaac Hayes Shafts South Park
Nerd SAT Question: The Law
24 fans need a support group.
The 6th season starts with Seven Souls
Somebody’s gonna get clipped.
Quiet or Papa Spank!
Natalie Portman rules.
Project Runway: It Was So Santino
Fun with 24 dialogue
Men’s Facts
Nerd SAT Question: Social Studies
Still Ending
Music you should be listening to…
Nerd SAT Question: Bruce TV
J.C.’s Oscar Awards
Oscar 2006: Steve’s Wrap Up
Jon Stewart Hosting: Another view
Jon Stewart, Oscar Host: Steve’s brief post-mortem
Top Five Robert Altman Films NOT Mentioned in the Oscar Montage
Brokeback Alma Mater
China human rights abuses continue…
Guest Post: Mr. T
Nerd SAT Question: Yes, Dear! Yes, Dear!
Nerd SAT Question: They weren’t all Happy Days
Nerd SAT Question: Jessica Alba and the Law
Nerd SAT Question: Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul
Nerd SAT Question: Anthony Clark is to Jay Mohr
